Archive for May, 2008
The lasting cost of procreating
Friday, May 2nd, 2008Aside from, um, the responsibility and considerable expense of raising a little human being to adulthood, I’ve discovered – too late – a rather heart-breaking consequence of my decision to breed.
My feet have gone up a 1/2 size. Research has determined they’re likely to stay at this new size. That means my rather impressive shoe library will have to be rebuilt from the ground up. Good-bye Vince Camuto. So long Linea Paolo. Take care Cole Haan boots purchased just last fall, my buttery-soft friends.